I know that

My son: Super cute and he knows ABSOLUTELY everything
This is my son’s absolute favorite phrase with slight variations from time to time. “I know that already.” “I know that, Mommy.” “Everybody knows that.”
Apparently, I am the dumbest person that my son knows. Last night, he was sure that I didn’t know how to correctly write a lowercase g. He’s in kindergarten and his homework assignment was to write the word orange and the draw an orange. This was obviously above my head.
When I pointed out to him that the circle part of his lowercase “g” was floating above the bottom line, he replied with (guess what?) “I know that.”

